I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line … just one guy in front of me.
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated…

He asked the teller, “why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen – today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller says, “fluctuations”

The Asian guy says…

Guys can make really stupid mistakes when their eyes are obsessed with gorgeous girls who walked pass them.

Never know King Kong likes Vespa bikes!

We all know that China has great food.
But how in the world are we going to order if we can’t read Chinese?
No problem, they’ve translated from Chinese to English to enable us to order.
Take a look at the menu offered by one of the restaurant in China. Trust me, you’ll have a good laugh out of it! :D

Can your dog do this?
I wish my dog can do that.

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You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Can you figure what is he trying to say?
I just don’t get it and don’t know why is people laughing over it?

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