Jokes Thread

[Michael Y]

Let's hear your jokes.

This is mine:

One night, a little boy was praying for his grandfather, who was ill, and his father happens to over hear it. On the next day, the father finds out that HIS father had passed away from a heartattck during the night. The father thinks "hmm it's probably a coincident."
and carries on with his work day. When he finishes work late and comes home, his son was about to sleep and he again over hears his son's prayer, this time it was about him,

"...my daddy works too much and he has a lot of stress, please don't let anything happen to him tomorrow....."

The father thinks, "What the heck is that suppose to mean?! This is nothing, just go to sleep and forget it."
The next morning, the father wakes up all sweaty and nervous. His wife fixes him breakfast but he only takes one bite. He stares into a blank field and wonders if he going to die today. His wife asks him what the matter was ,btu says its nothing and goes off to work.

All day during work, the father was being extra cautious not to sit next to the hot-water dispenser, moved his desk right next to the fire exit, made sure there was no sharp objects on his desk, etc.
After a furious day, the dad is happy nothing has happened to him and he goes home. Feeling satisfied and all, he asked his wife how her day was.

She said " It was crazy! Someone rang the doorbell and when I open the door I found mailman dead on the floor! Doctors said he died of a stroke."


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[shan]

the poorest bank in the world is the river bank

[utkarsh30june]

The only fruit you cannot eat is- Apple (company)
The only OS you cannot use is-->Vista

[heart reaper]

Which is the thing that poor hasin plenty?,
that if rich gets it he bcoms poor?,
and that if you eat it, you die?,
that is even greater than god Himslef??????

Answer here>>>>> Please Post the answer u thought b4 chking the ans.

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[utkarsh30june]

The answer is-->Nothing

My friend had asked me this question last year.

[heart reaper]

hey, I didnt know that this is so popular..

[brayden]

I've got one that my Mum told me but you may not get it though

A blond women goes to a video shop and rents a video then she comes back 1 hour later saying that the tape doesn't work. The clerk asks her the name of the video and she says "head cleaners"


If you don't know what I meant by head cleaners they are videos that clean the heads in your VCR.

[shan]

i got another.

two friends come out of the exam centers and discuss about the answers.
the first one said i didnt right anything the paper was hard.
the second said even i didnt right anything since the paper was to hard.

what do u think came into there head.
(the master might think we copied)

[heart reaper]

A boy, bored, tries to have some fun and tries out a trick to earn money.

He scares his mum by telling her, " I know all your secrets, Ill tell it to father",
His mother afraid, pulls out 50$ from her purse and hands it to the boy and tells him not to tell any one her secret.

The boy thinks that this is a good idea to earn money.

Just then, he hears doorbell and runs to open it. It was the mailman. He tells him the same thing he told to his mum. The mailman gets happy and hugs the boy yelling, "OH! at last, your mum told you the truth, hug me tightly my son!".

[prashanthpai]

Johnny : Last night I saw a movie from a DVD. It was the worst film that I've ever seen. All the 3 hours, I could only see a full black screen.

Raymond : What was the name of the movie ?

Johnny : The movie was "No Disc Inserted"